"The Older I Get, The Heller The No" T-Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A vintage-inspired T-shirt for women who know that wisdom, mystery, and a little witchy energy only deepen with time. The front features an ethereal woman holding a red rose, framed by the words “The Older I Get, The Heller The No”—a playful nod to growing older with sharper boundaries and stronger magic. Its relaxed silhouette and softly faded garment-dyed finish make it feel like a longtime favorite, whether worn with jeans for an everyday gothic look or layered beneath a cardigan for autumn gatherings, Halloween nights, and birthday celebrations with your favorite coven.

Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and vintage-inspired color
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean