“Sure, I’ll Just Cook for All You A-holes” T-Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A little kitchen magic, served with a wink. This relaxed-fit T-shirt features a vintage-inspired pin-up cook and the playful phrase “Sure, I’ll Just Cook For All You H**sholes.” The distressed monochrome artwork gives it a cheeky retro-diner feel—made for home cooks, sarcastic foodies, and anyone who brings humor to the kitchen. Wear it while stirring a simmering pot, hosting a casual dinner, or claiming your spot at a weekend cookout. Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton, it feels broken-in from the first wear while double-needle stitching adds lasting durability.

Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and vintage color
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
- Tubular knit construction without side seams

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean